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RATES​​

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There are two payment options:

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-Pay a deposit plus cash in person

-Prepay a discounted rate.

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For 2 hours or less the deposit will be $50. For 3 hours or longer the deposit will be approximately 25%.

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DEPOSIT PLUS CASH

1 Hour: $450 ($50 + $400) 

1.5 Hours: $625 ($50 + $575) 

2 Hours: $800 ($50 + $750) 

3 Hours: $1150 ($250 + $900) 

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OR DISCOUNTED PREPAYMENT

1 Hour: $400

1.5 Hours: $575

2 Hours: $750

3 Hours: $1100

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PREFERRED PAYMENT OPTIONS

-Cash app

-Venmo

-Zelle

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-1.5% added to cash app and venmo payments, but not to zelle.

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ADDITIONAL PAYMENT OPTIONS

-Amazon E-gift card (deposit only-not accepted for discounted prepayments).

-Snail mail (must send 2 weeks prior to meeting).

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​​​​​​​​PERKS

See the ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS page for a list of opportunities available for different amounts of time. ​​​​​

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MAGIC MUSHROOMS (when available)-all night recommended

-3 hours minimum booking required, but this will take at lease 6 hours.  Details on the ENTERTAINMENT IDEAS page. 

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ALL NIGHT OR ALL DAY (when available)

-25% Deposit required, or prepay for the discount.

-12-14 hours if Dinner and breakfast are included but optional.

-6 hours of sleep at night or social time during the day included

-$500 deposit plus $1700 cash, total $2200, or prepay $2000 

-ADDITIONAL FEES WHEN APPLICABLE

     -airfare

     -car fare

     -dog sitter

     -hotel 

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EXTENDED TIME (when available)

24 hours: $3500, or $3000 prepaid

48 hours:  $4500 or $4000 prepaid

1 week:  $10,000 or $9000 prepaid

-25% Deposit required, or prepay for the discount.

-6 hours of sleep at night or social time during the day included

-ADDITIONAL FEES WHEN APPLICABLE

     -airfare

     -car fare

     -dog sitter

     -hotel 

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CANCELATIONS 

-more than 48 hours in advance, your prepayment will be applied to a rescheduled appointment.  A deposit only will be forfeited.

-within 48 hours, there will be a $400 cancelation fee

-same day cancelations will be responsible for the full amount.

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IF I NEED TO CANCEL

-or if I'm more than 30 minutes late, you can either come a little later, reschedule, or receive a refund. 

-If I need to cancel:

     -just you on tour, we can reschedule or I will refund you.

     -the entire city due to an illness or unavoidable situation, your deposit or prepayment will be applied to a rescheduled appointment.  There won't be refunds for rescheduled tours.  

 

YOUR INVESTMENT IS SAFE WITH ME

I don't want or need to take your money one time.   What I want is for you to have an awesome time, and to come back again and again!  Your prepaid appointments are guaranteed.  If you need to cancel, you'll have a credit with me until we can reschedule. Clients with excessive cancelations or who ignore my attempts to reschedule may eventually lose their credit. 

 

My three small dogs

My pups will be present. If you don't like them, or if you are annoyed with them or with me for bringing them, please don't let me know it.  If you are annoyed with us, I might feel annoyed with you, too, and then the magic will be gone.

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