RATES, DEPOSITS, AND CANCELLATION POLICY 
 
 
 
DEPOSITS
-When required, a deposit is paid in the amount of $100 for each hour booked.
-Deposits are required:
     -For first time clients (for me) without two strong references
     -For clients who have cancelled appointments in the past.  
     -For appointments longer than 2 hours
     -ALWAYS ON TOUR, except for returning clients and p411 members.  
CANCELLATION POLICY
Chicago and Milwaukee areas:
Please cover the cost of at least 1 hour if you cancel within FOUR hours of our meeting.  
On Tour:
Please cover the cost of at least one hour if you cancel within 24 hours of my first day on tour in that city.  For example, if I will be on tour from January 10th through January 15th, we are scheduled to meet on January 15th, if you cancel any time from January 9th through January 15th you will need to pay for 1 hour.  If you cancel within 4 hours you'll be responsible for 100%.
What is most important to me is for you to have a great time and to keep coming back.  You can trust me with your deposits!  If there is an emergency and I have to cancel, I'll return you deposit right away.
 
 Thank you
RATES
 
*I WON'T EXTEND THE APPOINTMENT AFTER YOU ARRIVE.  Please decide before you get there how long you want to stay and keep an eye on the time. 
 
*Also, if you want to take a 20 minute shower and take another 10 to gather your belongings, you really need to book an extra half an hour.  If you don't want to book extra time, one FIVE MINUTE shower upon arrival (required) and another five minute shower before you leave (optional) are appropriate. 
Chicago and Milwaukee homebase:
My place (In Call):
350/1H (Sometimes 1.5 Hours is the minimum)
525/1.5H
650/2H
Additional hours 300
Your place (Out Call):
Out Call 0-30 miles:
400/1H optional up to 30 miles away
575/1.5H minimum for more than 30 miles away
700/2H
Additional hours 300
 
*BEST VALUE: Dinner date only $700!  Lunch or dinner OFF THE CLOCK when you book two or more hours!  This is an unusually low rate for this activity with someone who has reviews like mine.  I'm not bragging, I'm just sayin'!  I do this because I like doing this.  I like  having a chance to get to know you over a nice meal.  It makes the evening feel more natural.
ON TOUR:
400/H
575/1.5
700/2
300 each additional hour
Lunch or dinner plus 2H on tour: 700
DISCOUNTS:
  • BIRTHDAY BOY DISCOUNT:  If your birthday is within 30 days of the day we meet, please accept a $50 discount!
  • MY HERO DISCOUNT: If you are in the military, are a fireman, or a police officer (references required), please accept a $50 discount.
  • PET ADOPTION:  If you have adopted a dog or a cat in the last six months, and you have had the pet for at least six weeks, please accept a $50 discount.
EXTENDED APPOINTMENTS:
-2000 FOR OVERNIGHT OR ALL DAY!  This is another hard to beat rate for this activity. 
-Dinner through breakfast, or breakfast through dinner, 14 hours or so, six hours of uninterrupted sleep at night or non-intimate activity time during the day required (approximately).
3000 24 hours
4000 48 hours
 
FLY ME TO YOU:
2000 for overnight plus airfare, car fare, and hotel. 
SWINGERS CLUB
For more information see the entertainment page.
400/H, 2H minimum
I'll do some researh and see if theres a club in the Chicago are.
CINDY SUE
Cindy is a 13 year old pomeranian-chihuahua mix.  She is a legal service dog and comes with me on all of my tours and most of my out calls. People love her and often stop us to get a quick photo because she's darn cute in her stroller.  She's well-traveled and well-trained.  After she greets you, she will stay in her designated spot, or in her stroller for an out call, for as long as she is supposed to.  You'll forget she's there.  Any reviews that mention her all say how quiet and good she is. 
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