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RATES, DEPOSITS AND DISCOUNTS
Tour rates-Prepaid tour rates
450/H - 400/H
600/1.5 - 525/1.5
750/2H - 650/2H
1050/3H - 950/3H
Chicago rates - Prepaid Chicago rates
450/H - 400/H
575/1.5 - 500/1.5
700/2H - 600/2H
1000/3H - 900/3H
Out call (usually not available on tour):
-ADD $50.00, plus cover any parking fees, please (15-50 in Chicago).
-1.5 hour minimum (Longer minimums with longer drives)
Deposit or prepayment is required from all on tour
-$100 deposit for 1-2 hours
-25 % required for 3 H or longer
-or prepay for a discounted rate
Two hour dinner date special (not available on tour):
-Dinner off the clock followed by 2 hours! No extra cost!
-Out call rates apply
-2 hour/1000minimum. 3 hours + recommended.
-Dinner off the clock first optional.
-25% Deposit required, or prepay for the discount.
-3 Hours: 1000 or 900 prepaid
-4 Hours: 1300 or 1200 prepaid
-5 Hours: 1600 or 1500 prepaid
-3 Hours: 1050 or 950 prepaid
-4 Hours: 1350 or 1250 prepaid
-5 Hours: 1650 or 1550 prepaid
Overnight or all day, or FMTY (fly me to you):
-12-14 hours if Dinner and breakfast are included.
-6 hours of sleep or social time included
-$500 deposit plus $2000 cash, or prepay 2000
-plus airfare, car fare and dog sitter fees when required to be paid in advance
-3500 24 hours (prepaid 3000)
-4500 48 hours (prepaid 4000)
-10,000 for one week of travel (9000 prepaid)
Payments can be made on Venmo, Cash app, and Zelle. If you want to pay a deposit only, I can accept an amazon gift card. Snail mail for checks and money orders is acceptable when it's used at least 2 weeks ahead of time. Please don't send money until you are asked to.
If you cancel at home:
-your deposit or prepayment will be applied to a new appointment
-if you cancel without rescheduling you will forfeit your deposit or prepayment.
-cancelations within 4 hours incur a $400 cancelation fee.
If you cancel on tour:
-more than 48 hours in advance your prepayment will be applied to a rescheduled appointment. A deposit only will be forfeited.
-within 48 hours there will be a $400 cancelation fee
-same day cancelations will be responsible for the full amount.
If I need to cancel:
-at home or on tour, or if I'm more than 30 minutes late, you can come a little later, reschedule, or receive a refund.
-If I need to cancel the entire city due to an unavoidable situation, your deposit or prepayment will be applied to a rescheduled appointment. There won't be refunds for rescheduled tours.
Your investment is safe. I don't want or need to take your money one time. What I want is for you to have an awesome time, and to come back again and again! Your prepaid appointments are guaranteed. If you need to cancel, you'll have a credit with me until we can reschedule. Clients with excessive cancelations or who ignore my attempts to reschedule may eventually lose their credit.
Marshmallow and Truffle
Marshmallow and Truffle are small dogs (see photos below), and will be present except for on out calls at home. If you don't like them, or if you are annoyed with them or with me for bringing them, please don't let me know it. If you are annoyed with us, I will be annoyed right back at you and that will be the end of what might have been awesome chemistry between us.
Cindy is at the Rainbow Bridge now. RIP Cindy Sue.
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